Headies Award. Complete List

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Winners of Headies 2016 awards

Hall of Fame
*LAOLU AKINS*

Special Recognition
*Flavour*

Best recording of the year
EMERGENCY – D’BANJ
*PRAY FOR ME – DAREY* *FEAT. SOWETO*
*CHOIR* Winner
LOVE DON’T CARE – SIMI
ORENTE – ADEKUNLE GOLD
SOMETHING GOOD IS HAPPENING – BRYMO

PRODUCER OF THE YEAR
DJ COUBLON ‘GOOD TIME & RABA’
PHEELS – ‘PICK UP & LAGOS BOYS’ –
OLAMIDE
LEGENDURY BEATS – ‘FINAL – BABA NLA’
WIZKID
*YOUNG JOHN – ‘MAMA’ – KISS DANIEL* Winner
MASTAKRAFT – ‘FADA FADA’, ‘CONNECT’
PHYNO
OSCAR HERMAN-ACKAH – ‘PRAY FOR ME’ –
DAREY

BEST MUSIC VIDEO
EMERGENCY (D’BANJ) – UNLIMITED LA
MARY (SEYI SHAY) – MEJI ALABI
*SOLDIER (FALZ THA BAD GUY) –*
*CLARENCE PETERS* Winner
MADE FOR YOU – BANKY W
BAD – TIWA SAVAGE FEAT. WIZKID –
SESAN

BEST R&B/POP ALBUM
*NEW ERA – KISS DANIEL* Winner
WANTED – WANDE COAL
KLITORIS – BRYMO
NAKED – DAREY
SEYI OR SHAY – SEYI SHAY

BEST R&B SINGLE
LOVE DON’T CARE – SIMI
MADE FOR YOU – BANKY W
SUPER WOMAN – WANDE COAL
*PRAY FOR ME – DAREY* Winner
ADUKE – TJAN
SMILE – SHAYDEE

BEST POP SINGLE
MAMA – KISS DANIEL
FINAL (BABA NLA) – WIZKID
PICK UP – ADEKUNLE GOLD
OSINACHI – HUMBLESMITH FEAT. DAVIDO
*REGGAE BLUES – HARRYSONG FEAT.*
*OREZI, IYANYA, OLAMIDE, KCEE* Winner
EMERGENCY – D’BANJ
FADA FADA – PHYNO FEAT. OLAMIDE
MONEY – TIMAYA FEAT. FLAVOUR

BEST REGGAE/DANCEHALL SINGLE
*NO KISSING’ – PATORANKING FT SARKODIE* Winner
BODY HOT – PRAIZ FT. JESSE JAGZ & STONE
BWOY
JAGA LOVE – JESSE JAGZ
OLOWO – CYNTHIA MORGAN
PAM PAM – KETCHUP
TIMAYA – I LIKE THE WAY

BEST RAP ALBUM
EYAN MAYWEATHER – OLAMIDE
*POWERFUL – ILL BLISS* Winner
STORIES THAT TOUCH – FALZ
LIL’ KESH – YAGI

BEST COLLABO
*SOLDIER – FALZ FEAT. SIMI* Winner
REGGAE BLUES – HARRYSONG FEAT.
OREZI, IYANYA, OLAMIDE, KCEE
OSINACHI – HUMBLESMITH FEAT. DAVIDO
WAIT – SOLIDSTAR FEAT. TIWA SAVAGE
NO KISSING – PATORANKING FEAT.
SARKODIE
MONEY – TIMAYA FEAT. FLAVOUR

BEST RAP SINGLE
*EYAN MAYWEATHER – OLAMIDE* Winner
ASAMALEKUN – REMINISCE
JAGABAN – YCEE
CHUKWU AGOZI GOGI – ILL BLISS
AGU JI NDI MEN – A-Q
SHOW YOU SOMETHING – BOOGEY

BEST VOCAL PERFORMANCE(MALE)
BRYMO – SOMETHING GOOD IS HAPPENING
DAREY FEAT. SOWETO CHOIR – PRAY FOR
ME
*SHAYDEE – SMILE* Winner
WANDE COAL – SUPER WOMAN
RIC HASSANI – GENTLEMAN

BEST VOCAL PERFORMANCE (FEMALE)
*SIMI – LOVE DON’T CARE* Winner
SEYI SHAY – RIGHT NOW
ARAMIDE FEAT. ADEKUNLE GOLD – LOVE
ME
OMAWUMI FEAT. ANGELIE KIDJO – PLAY
NA PLAY

NEXT RATED

YCEE
*MR EAZI*
HUMBLESMITH
ARAMIDE

HIP HOP WORLD REVELATION
*KISS DANIEL – NEW ERA* Winner
SEYI SHAY – SEYI OR SHAY
LIL’ KESH – YAGI
RUNTOWN – GHETTO UNIVERSITY

LYRICIST ON THE ROLL
*ILL BLISS – CHUKWU AGOZI GOGI* Winner
REMINSCE – ASALAMALEKU
YCEE – JAGABAN
BOOGEY – SHOW YOU SOMETHING
A-Q – AGU JI NDI MEN’
MODENINE – NO MATTER WHAT

BEST STREET-HOP ARTISTE
*OLAMIDE – WHO YOU EPP* Winner
AJEBUTTER FEAT. FALZ – BAD GANG
KOKER – KO LE WERK
YCEE – JAGABAN
SMALL DOKTA – GBERA
2T BOYS – CUSTOMER DADA NI

BEST ‘ALTERNATIVE’ SONG
PICK UP – ADEKUNLE GOLD
SOMETHING GOOD IS HAPPENING – BRYMO
*YOU SUPPOSE KNOW – BEZ* (Winner)
WAIT FOR ME – JOHNNY DRILLE
GENTLEMAN – RIC HASSANI

ALBUM OF THE YEAR
STORIES THAT TOUCH – FALZ
*NEW ERA – KISS DANIEL* Winner
WANTED – WANDE COAL
SEYI OR SHAY – SEYI SHAY

ARTISTE OF THE YEAR
*WIZKID* Winner
TIWA SAVAGE
FALZ
YEMI ALADE
OLAMIDE

SONG OF THE YEAR
FINAL (BABA NLA) – WIZKID
OSINACHI – HUMBLESMITH FEAT. DAVIDO
PICK UP – ADEKUNLE GOLD
REGGAE BLUES – HARRYSONG FEAT.
*FADA FADA – PHYNO FEAT. OLAMIDE* Winner

Wedding Invitation

I was invited to a wedding.. when I
reached the hotel I found two doors
written
1. Wedding ceremony.
2. Birthday ceremony.
I entered the one written wedding
ceremony I saw two more doors.
1. Invited.
2. Non invited.
I went through invited, then I approached
another two doors.
1. Graduate.
2. under graduate.
I entered graduate, then I saw two more
doors.
1. people with gifts
2. people without gift
I went through the one written people
without gifts. Then…
I found myself outside the
hotel through the back door! And on the door was
written
“so u no bring
anytin and u wan come eat free jollof rice n chicken
eh? YOU DEY CRAZE!!”

Facts About Women….Find Out!

Do you know?..
1) An average woman eats about 2-3 kilos of lipstick in her lifetime.
2) Women blink about 2 times more often than men. Interesting why?
3) A woman will more easily trust somebody who hugs her for at least 15 seconds.
4) 80% of women’s wrinkles are caused by excessive sun exposure.
5) Women usually tie the belt of a dressing gown higher than their belly button, while men tie it lower.
6) A woman doesn’t like it when her hands are free, this is why she is likely to carry with her a purse, gloves, a book or…something else…
7) The first computer programmer was a woman. Her name is Ada Lovelace.
8) According to researches, an average woman spends about 120 hours a year looking at herself in the mirror, which is approximately 5 entire days a year!
9) After making love, women don’t feel like sleeping. They feel like talking and kissing.
10) While turning to the call, a woman usually just turns her head, while a man will turn his entire body. It’s because women have more flexible neck.
11) While making love, a woman worries about whether she looks pretty.
12) A woman opens beer bottles with a beer bottle opener.
13) Ladies close their ears with fingers, while men – with hands.
14) When you ask a woman to give you a lighter, she won’t test the speed of your reaction, she will just give it to you.
15) A woman prefers that her man reads her desires in her eyes…this is why communication between the two genders often gets complicated.

Don’t take it seriously, these are just funny facts.
Lol…
Chidex!

Christmas Divorce

A man in Malawi calls his son in South Africa last week
& says, “I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell you
that your mother and I are divorcing, forty-five
years of misery is enough”.

“Dad, what are you talking about?'” the
son screams.
“We can’t stand the sight of each other
any longer”, the father says.
“We’re
sick of each other and I’m sick of
talking about this, so you call your
sister in USA and tell her”.

Frantically, the son calls his sister,
who explodes on the phone, “Like hell
they’re getting divorced”, she shouts,
“I’ll take care of this”.
She calls home immediately and
screams at her father, “You are NOT
getting divorced.
Don’t do a single thing
until I get there.

I’m calling my brother
back and we’ll both be there tomorrow.
Until then, don’t do a thing, DO YOU
HEAR ME?”and hangs up.
The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife.
.
“I told you, it’s done! They are coming home for
Christmas” 😀😀😀
.
Wish You A Merry Christmas in advance friends and
family ! ! ! ! !😹😹😹😹
I am Chidex!

MMM Jokes

When MMM froze my money, I thought about it and I found out that life without MMM MONEY would be meaningless. So I decided to kill myself. . I jumped from my reading table to my very soft Mouka foam but I didn’t die. I went to the express road and looked carefully before crossing the road and nothing happened to me. . I drank four rubbers of lacasera with plenty suya but nothing happened,,I tooked a lot of mangoes without swallowing the seeds,yet I didn’t see hell!. . I proceeded to another level of concotion. I prepared gizzard and kidney sauce with strawberry juice and lots of fresh tomatoes,yet nothing happened to me. I ate cake,chocolate mixed with ice cream still I didn’t die. Am so worried now because I just finished eating fried rice with chilled Malta Guinness and fresh fruit salad but nothing has happened to me. I am really upset now. . Friends,what do I do? Should I try fried plantain and chicken with fresh milk? Will it work because I really want to kill myself?

Compare and Contrast

• Big Brother Africa sponsored by Coca-Cola: $300,000 (N48m)
• Maltina Dance: N10 million.
• MTN Project Fame: N7.5million & SUV.
• Etisalat’s Nigerian Idol: N5m & multi-million Naira contracts.
• Glo Naija Sings: N5million & SUV.
• Gulder ultimate search: N10m plus endorsements & SUV.
BUT
COWBELL Mathematics competition: N100k
Lagos State Spelling Bee: N50k
• School scrabble: N25k.
• Cool-FM spelling game: A goodie bag filled with Amiladrink.
• UNN BEST Graduating Student: N50k
And someone is asking and wondering why there is
so much failure in WAEC n JAMB???
Soon a time will come when parents will no longer say: Read your books and get good grades but “Read your lyrics and make a hit song!”
Lol
I am Chidex

Getting Set For Marriage

TO MY CO- BACHELORS GETTING SET FOR MARRIAGE: KNOWING SHE’S THE ONE

Every time young and unmarried people ask “How would you know she is the one?” Listen to a gteat counsellor G.S as he gives a great insight

” I just journey back again into a 7 year courtship (no I don’t mean 7 months). We got together just as I was exiting a very rough self inflicted illusion of love and this was the person who, by herself, brought me out of the mud and wiped me clean.

“I don’t know how you feel but I can imagine it. If you want, I will be here and help you back up”

…..and she did. With her, I learnt that when you are able to trust a woman enough to keep money you don’t want to spend with her then you have found a wife.

Her presence in my life became a default and decisions became sort of incomplete without her.

You are still thinking about 7 years right? Oh yeah, that was her waiting for me to get life together and when I asked to break up so that she could move on instead of waiting, she said “If you know you are no longer interested, let me know but if it is because of waiting, it is my life, let me decide when I am tired of waiting”. Haba , abi I dey craze ni to not know that I had reached bus stop?

Small thing, my mum would be calling her to report me, E dey happen to you too abi? bros you go soon marry (let’s kobet it)

You’d think, spending that much time together, there’d be boring times. Nope, everyday was a new adventure and the talk never dried out. All of these in addition to character, humility and compatibility just confirmed everything.”

Not every story will be like this but you have an idea of what the above signs can mean. When you find a woman you never seem to get tired of talking to, who, no matter how much she annoys you would still leave you wanting to talk and play with her, who you trust enough with your money and secrets, who respects you and your family, generally makes you happy and matches your health, character and other compatibility checks then you know you have found her.

Get it right today.

Good evening

I am Chidex

BREAKING: Crystal Palace sack Alan Pardew

Alan Pardew has been sacked as Crystal Palace manager with the club just above the relegation places, the Premier League side’s chairman Steve Parish said on Thursday.

Pardew, 55, guided Palace to last season’s FA Cup final where they lost to Manchester United in extra time but their Premier League form this term has been poor.

They have won just four of their 17 matches and only one of their last 11, and are presently only a point above the relegation places.

The immediate frontrunner to replace Pardew appeared to be Sam Allardyce, whose England reign lasted just one match before he had to resign after making ill-advised remarks to undercover reporters.

“I would like to put on record our sincere gratitude for the tremendous service Alan has given us, both in his time here as manager and previously as a player,” said Parish in a statement published on the club website.

“Following a fantastic second half of 2014/15, the 2015/16 season culminated in only narrowly missing out on winning the FA Cup as well as securing our Premier League place for a record breaking fourth time.”

Parish said Pardew, who played for the club as well and described his return when appointed manager in early 2015 as a homecoming, had left a legacy which would benefit Palace for years to come.

“During his tenure Alan’s hard work and dedication were without question, he has improved so many areas of the club and we wish him the very best for the future,” said Parish.

“With games now coming thick and fast over the holiday period the club are hoping to put someone in place as quickly as possible but have nothing to say about a replacement at this time.”

Pardew, whose previous managerial jobs include West Ham United, Southampton and Newcastle United, said his “special bond” with the Eagles had not been affected by the ending of his managerial reign.

“I would just like to take the opportunity to thank everybody at Crystal Palace for their fantastic support,” said Pardew.

“In particular a big thanks to the players who gave me absolutely everything and Steve Parish and his Board.

“Personally I have a lot of good feelings for this football Club and am sad that my time there has ended.”

AFP

FIFA ranking: Super Eagles end 2016 as 8th best team in Africa

The Super Eagles on Thursday dropped one spot from 50th to 51st in the final FIFA world ranking to end the year as the eighth best team on the continent with 616 points.

The Eagles were not active in December after a 3-1 victory Algeria in November.

Argentina will end the year on top of the world, leading the way in the final FIFA/Coca-Cola World Ranking of 2016 from neighbours Brazil in second. La Albiceleste thereforetake the ‘Team of the Year’ title from Belgium, who they overtook at the summit in April this year, and where they have stayed for the subsequent eight editions of the Ranking. In all, the Argentinians won ten of their 15 games in 2016, losing three and drawing twice.

FIFA top 10 rankings on Thursday:

1. Argentina

2. Brazil

3. Germany

4. Chile

5. Belgium

6. Colombia

7. France

8. Portugal

9. Uruguay

10. Spain

I’d marry an entertainer only if… –Korede Bello

Many entertainers would readily say they cannot get married to someone in their industry for several reasons. However, for music sensation, Korede Bello, getting married to an entertainer is not really a problem. While chatting with Saturday Beats, he gave the only condition for to marrying an entertainer.

He said, “I can marry an entertainer if the world would not give us problems.”

At the moment, Korede Bello claims he is single and not in a relationship. He also spoke about his type of woman.

“If you follow me on my social media platforms, you would get to know who my girlfriend is very soon. When you see her, you would know. I am still single but the thing that I look for in the opposite sex is honest and positive attitude. It does not really matter what the person sounds like but she must be beautiful,” he said.

No doubt, this year has been a good one for the singer and his other label mates especially Reekado Banks. In fact, many people believe that there is a silent rivalry between them but the artiste was quick to change that notion.

He said what exists between him and his label mate is a ‘healthy competition’.

He said, “I have a healthy competition with Rekado Banks. Like most people have noticed, when he drops a hit song, shortly after, I drop mine or someone else on the label drops theirs. I do not see anything wrong with it. The only kind of competition that exists is a healthy one and it is like we sharpen ourselves. It is just like two swords sharpening themselves. I am not just talking about Reekado but every other person on the label. We have been dropping hit songs back to back. It is a healthy competition on the label, no rivalry or negativity.”

The artiste who doubles as a police ambassador is making frantic efforts at uniting the police and the media and he gave reason for taking such steps.

“I organised the programme whereby the police would meet with the media because I believe that the bond between both parties needs to be tighter. Apart from being a police ambassador, I am also a part of the media by the virtue of what I am studying in school and I am a member of the society. This is part of the steps in which I aim to bridge the gap between the police and the media,” he said.

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